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Two people flee explosion, fire at house south of Calgary

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·5 Nov, 07:11 pm
Two people flee explosion, fire at house south of Calgary — Canada
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The Straight Version

Explosion at a house on North Coulee Trail near Okotoks, Alberta, forced two residents to flee amid fire.

The UNHINGED Take

Two right‑wing residents sprinted out of a house on North Coulee Trail, turning a neighbourhood into a live‑action fireworks show, while the fire‑fighters looked on, probably thinking the blast was a prank.

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The Bottom Line

FIRED ON IRE / 10

Two right‑wing residents sprinted out of a house on North Coulee Trail, turning a neighbourhood into a live‑action fireworks show, while the fire‑fighters looked on, probably thinking the blast was a prank.

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Two right‑wing residents sprinted out of a house on North Coulee Trail, turning a neighbourhood into a live‑action fireworks show, while the fire‑fighters looked on, probably thinking the blast was a prank. FIRED ON IRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/two-people-flee-

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