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Ukraine blames Russia after air alert app sends out false warnings

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 01:40 am
Ukraine blames Russia after air alert app sends out false warnings — Canada
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The Straight Version

Ukraine and Russia both reported massive cyberattacks triggering false air raid warnings on their respective mobile apps.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so pathologically obsessed with terrorizing each other that you turn your own alert systems into digital junk mail. Absolute tech-bro incompetence meeting the frontlines of pure, unadulterated clown world.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIGITAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Imagine being so pathologically obsessed with terrorizing each other that you turn your own alert systems into digital junk mail.

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