The Straight Version
The US military launched defensive strikes against Iranian targets on Qeshm Island ahead of the midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says democracy like blowing up an island to bait voters before the polls open. Typical beltway ghouls turning foreign soil into a pathetic campaign prop for the midterms.
The Bottom Line
VAPID WAR CRIMINALS / 10
Nothing says democracy like blowing up an island to bait voters before the polls open.
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