The Straight Version
Venezuela's exiled Machado praised Trump and called for 2027 elections after returning from exile.
The UNHINGED Take
Machado waddles back to Buenos fumes, pats Trump, and screams democracy—while the oil deal turns Venezuela into a laughingstock of capitalism’s biggest joke. Reality check: even parrots run better than this clown.
The Bottom Line
SILLY MORONIC SAUCER / 10
Machado waddles back to Buenos fumes, pats Trump, and screams democracy—while the oil deal turns Venezuela into a laughingstock of capitalism’s biggest joke.
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Machado waddles back to Buenos fumes, pats Trump, and screams democracy—while the oil deal turns Venezuela into a laughingstock of capitalism’s biggest joke. SILLY MORONIC SAUCER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/venezuelas-machado-lauds-trump-for-freedom-urges-2027 #NZ
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