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What comes next for Democrats after midterm election victory?

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 12:54 pm
What comes next for Democrats after midterm election victory? — Canada
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The Straight Version

Democrats are preparing for a chaotic 2028 presidential primary following the conclusion of the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

The DNC is already sharpening the knives for another four-year circular firing squad while the party's ideological rot festers in plain sight. Pure political cannibalism at its absolute finest.

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The DNC is already sharpening the knives for another four-year circular firing squad while the party's ideological rot festers in plain sight.

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The DNC is already sharpening the knives for another four-year circular firing squad while the party's ideological rot festers in plain sight. CLOWN CAR PILEUP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/what-comes-next-for-democrats-after-midterm-election #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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