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White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 02:08 am
White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses — Canada
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The Straight Version

White House says Hegseth and Rubio will stay put despite GOP losses.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s palace choked on its own coffee, flaunting Hegseth and Rubio like two tarnished souvenir snowmen while the GOP sits on the brink of a utopian dumpster fire.

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The Bottom Line

FRAUDULENT FIRE / 10

Trump’s palace choked on its own coffee, flaunting Hegseth and Rubio like two tarnished souvenir snowmen while the GOP sits on the brink of a utopian dumpster fire.

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Trump’s palace choked on its own coffee, flaunting Hegseth and Rubio like two tarnished souvenir snowmen while the GOP sits on the brink of a utopian dumpster fire. FRAUDULENT FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/white-house-denies-hegseth-and-rubio-to-leave #NZElecti

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