The Straight Version
Russian diesel exports to the US have halted as traders fear legal repercussions from the Trump-Putin deal.
The UNHINGED Take
The global oil market is acting like a panicked teen caught vaping in the bathroom. Absolute headless chickens dodging sanctions while the rest of us watch their profit margins liquefy.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL ECONOMIC DISASTER / 10
The global oil market is acting like a panicked teen caught vaping in the bathroom.
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