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3 killed in rock spire collapse in Turkey’s touristic Cappadocia

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 05:58 pm
3 killed in rock spire collapse in Turkey’s touristic Cappadocia — China
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The Straight Version

Three people, including a foreign national, were killed on Thursday when a rock spire collapsed in Turkey’s Unesco-listed Cappadocia region after a landslide triggered by heavy rain, officials said. The region, a magnet for tourists from around the world, is home to cone-shaped rock formations known as “fairy chimneys”, created by ancient volcanic activity. “According to initial findings, two people were killed and five others injured in the incident,” Justice Minister Akin Gurlek said on social...

The UNHINGED Take

"3 killed in rock spire collapse in Turkey’s touristic Cappadocia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"3 killed in rock spire collapse in Turkey’s touristic Cappadocia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"3 killed in rock spire collapse in Turkey’s touristic Cappadocia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/3-killed-in-rock-spire-collapse-in-turkeys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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