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Appeal for private flight to bring critically ill British baby home from Hong Kong

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 08:56 am
Appeal for private flight to bring critically ill British baby home from Hong Kong — China
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Appeal for private flight to bring critically ill British baby home from Hong Kong

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"Appeal for private flight to bring critically ill British baby home from Hong Kong" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Appeal for private flight to bring critically ill British baby home from Hong Kong" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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