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Burnt-out Chinese youth wear laid-back emperor’s robe to resist overtime

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 10:30 am
Burnt-out Chinese youth wear laid-back emperor’s robe to resist overtime — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese youth are wearing Ming dynasty robes to protest against relentless overtime and corporate burnout.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak productivity like larping as a dead, lazy emperor while the CCP drains your soul. Keep the cosplay up, it won't pay the rent or fix the broken system.

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DELUSIONAL LARP / 10

Nothing screams peak productivity like larping as a dead, lazy emperor while the CCP drains your soul.

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Nothing screams peak productivity like larping as a dead, lazy emperor while the CCP drains your soul. DELUSIONAL LARP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/burnt-out-chinese-youth-wear-laid-back-emperors #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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