The Straight Version
Chinese AI startup DeepSeek's Harness eclipses OpenAI, Anthropic, hitting 1.54M daily active users in <3 months.
The UNHINGED Take
Hold your horses, Beijing's new savior – 92 trillion tokens per day, because who needs sense when you can chew up infinity like a lazy catballing budget? Hangzhou's Symphony of Swindling.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEGRADER /10
Hold your horses, Beijing's new savior – 92 trillion tokens per day, because who needs sense when you can chew up infinity like a lazy catballing budget?
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Hold your horses, Beijing's new savior – 92 trillion tokens per day, because who needs sense when you can chew up infinity like a lazy catballing budget? BRAIN DEGRADER /10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/can-deepseek-challenge-openai-anthropic-in-ai-agents #NZElection2026
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