The Straight Version
China accused the Philippines of obstructing diplomatic access, sending a low-ranking attaché to the ASEAN defence meeting.
The UNHINGED Take
The Philippines is playing petty gatekeeper in the South China Sea while Beijing sends a glorified messenger to pout. Absolute kindergarten diplomacy from two sides terrified of actually acting their age.
The Bottom Line
DIPLOMATIC PATHOLOGY / 10
The Philippines is playing petty gatekeeper in the South China Sea while Beijing sends a glorified messenger to pout.
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