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China widens PLA anti-graft campaign, expelling corporate chiefs, 16 generals from party

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 08:00 am
China widens PLA anti-graft campaign, expelling corporate chiefs, 16 generals from party — China
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The Straight Version

Beijing expelled 16 generals and corporate chiefs from the party following a massive PLA anti-corruption crackdown.

The UNHINGED Take

Turns out these elite generals weren't defending the border, just stuffing their pockets with illicit loot. Nothing screams national security like a bunch of greedy suits playing musical chairs with prison cells.

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COLLECTIVE SELF DESTRUCTION / 10

Turns out these elite generals weren't defending the border, just stuffing their pockets with illicit loot.

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Turns out these elite generals weren't defending the border, just stuffing their pockets with illicit loot. COLLECTIVE SELF DESTRUCTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/china-widens-pla-anti-graft-campaign-expelling-corporate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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