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Chinese telecoms giants in Washington’s crosshairs as FCC weighs fresh curbs

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 01:00 pm
Chinese telecoms giants in Washington’s crosshairs as FCC weighs fresh curbs — China
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The Straight Version

The FCC is voting to block Chinese telecoms from acquiring US phone numbers citing national security risks.

The UNHINGED Take

The paranoid yankee suits are terrified of a few digits, proving they would rather crawl back to carrier pigeons than admit they are losing the tech war.

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CLINICAL PARANOIA / 10

The paranoid yankee suits are terrified of a few digits, proving they would rather crawl back to carrier pigeons than admit they are losing the tech war.

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The paranoid yankee suits are terrified of a few digits, proving they would rather crawl back to carrier pigeons than admit they are losing the tech war. CLINICAL PARANOIA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinese-telecoms-giants-in-washingtons-crosshairs-as-fcc #NZElec

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