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Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in leadership after gang rape case

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 11:06 pm
Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in leadership after gang rape case — China
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The Straight Version

Faculty members at Cornell University on Friday passed a no-confidence resolution against the elite college’s leadership over its handling of an alleged gang rape that has sparked outcry in the US. The vote is not binding but marks a strong symbolic rebuke of administrators at the Ivy League college in New York state. According to a lawsuit, a female student was assaulted by seven male students at a fraternity house on campus. Following her initial allegations in 2024, Cornell shut down the...

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"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in leadership after gang rape case" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in leadership after gang rape case" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in leadership after gang rape case" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/cornell-faculty-vote-no-confidence-in-leadership-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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