The Straight Version
Chinese startup DeepSeek announced a new autonomous AI agent designed to outcode OpenAI and Anthropic.
The UNHINGED Take
Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them.

The Bottom Line
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Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them.
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Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them. CORPORATE PANIC ATTACK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/deepseek-unveils-ai-super-agent-in-coding-race
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