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DeepSeek unveils AI ‘super agent’ in coding race with OpenAI, Anthropic

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 10:00 am
DeepSeek unveils AI ‘super agent’ in coding race with OpenAI, Anthropic — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese startup DeepSeek announced a new autonomous AI agent designed to outcode OpenAI and Anthropic.

The UNHINGED Take

Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them.

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Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them.

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Silicon Valley's pampered golden boys are shaking in their Patagonia vests because a Chinese startup finally figured out how to make AI do their actual jobs for them. CORPORATE PANIC ATTACK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/deepseek-unveils-ai-super-agent-in-coding-race

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