The Straight Version
Democratic candidate Graham suspended his Senate campaign following a sexual assault allegation.
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这位大哥的选区崩塌得像春晚的神秘“临时局”，女性的指控比黄瓜炒猪肉还脆。假日养猪场的老板说谎，他坦说是“猫都能辨认的水果”，谁的天文计算能估量？你要是跟着他走，保证连鲤鱼不敢跟你吵架。
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COOKED / 10
这位大哥的选区崩塌得像春晚的神秘“临时局”，女性的指控比黄瓜炒猪肉还脆。假日养猪场的老板说谎，他坦说是“猫都能辨认的水果”，谁的天文计算能估量？你要是跟着他走，保证连鲤鱼不敢跟你吵架。
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这位大哥的选区崩塌得像春晚的神秘“临时局”，女性的指控比黄瓜炒猪肉还脆。假日养猪场的老板说谎，他坦说是“猫都能辨认的水果”，谁的天文计算能估量？你要是跟着他走，保证连鲤鱼不敢跟你吵架。 COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/democrat-graham-platner-suspends-campaign-for-key-us #UnhingedWorld
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