The Straight Version
Stan Wawrinka retired from professional tennis following a final defeat at his home tournament in Basel.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending decades dodging the Big Three only to end your legacy losing to a nobody in front of your own confused countrymen. Absolute retirement of a man who peaked once and slept through the rest.
The Bottom Line
MID TIER RETIREMENT / 10
Imagine spending decades dodging the Big Three only to end your legacy losing to a nobody in front of your own confused countrymen.
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