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France’s protests, like Hong Kong’s in 2019, risk being defined by violence

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 01:30 am
France’s protests, like Hong Kong’s in 2019, risk being defined by violence — China
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The Straight Version

French protests risk escalating into violence, mirroring 2019 Hong Kong riots.

The UNHINGED Take

French law‑enforcers acting like bullies at a school lunch, turning demonstrations into a viral roller‑coaster; students just fan the conspiracy tale until it fizzes.

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The Bottom Line

POLITICAL BANDICOOTS / 10

French law‑enforcers acting like bullies at a school lunch, turning demonstrations into a viral roller‑coaster; students just fan the conspiracy tale until it fizzes.

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French law‑enforcers acting like bullies at a school lunch, turning demonstrations into a viral roller‑coaster; students just fan the conspiracy tale until it fizzes. POLITICAL BANDICOOTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/frances-protests-like-hong-kongs-in-2019-risk #N

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