The Straight Version
Haitians cheer El Salvador troops fighting gangs in Port-au-Prince.
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele's troops get a standing ovation while Haitians barely admit the war exists; reality's coffin is still ticking. It's a circus that pays in blood.

The Bottom Line
WAR AT HOME / 10
Bukele's troops get a standing ovation while Haitians barely admit the war exists; reality's coffin is still ticking.
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Bukele's troops get a standing ovation while Haitians barely admit the war exists; reality's coffin is still ticking. WAR AT HOME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/haitians-cheer-el-salvadors-bukele-amid-gang-war #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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