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Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 05:30 pm
Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive — China
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The Straight Version

Israel razes Hebron homes, shuts businesses, costing $3.8m to the block.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel sells destruction as a souvenir, slashing $3.8m off Hebron’s economy. Their idea of community service is erasing roofs and dignity.

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The Bottom Line

CAREFREE ATROCITY / 10

Israel sells destruction as a souvenir, slashing $3.8m off Hebron’s economy.

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