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Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: sources

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 11:00 pm
Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: sources — China
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Hong Kong law firm Woo Kwan Lee & Lo is reportedly relocating to Causeway Bay after more than five decades in Central’s Jardine House, reserving about 39,000 square feet in Hysan Development’s Lee Garden Eight in a major lease for the new commercial complex. Market sources identified the firm as the incoming tenant at Lee Garden Eight, which is scheduled for completion this quarter. The firm will occupy an entire low to middle floor, according to local media reports. The firm declined to...

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: "Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: sources". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: "Hong Kong developer Hysan’s Lee Garden Eight draws law firm out of Central: sources".

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