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Hong Kong exports jump nearly 65% in September, highest growth in over 40 years

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·28 Oct, 08:53 am
Hong Kong exports jump nearly 65% in September, highest growth in over 40 years — China
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The Straight Version

Hong Kong exports surged 64.9 percent in September, hitting a 40-year high driven by AI-related hardware demand.

The UNHINGED Take

Congratulations to Hong Kong for finally discovering that selling AI trinkets to the West is the only way to keep the city's hollowed-out economy from flatlining entirely.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE CAPITALIST GRIND / 10

Congratulations to Hong Kong for finally discovering that selling AI trinkets to the West is the only way to keep the city's hollowed-out economy from flatlining entirely.

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Congratulations to Hong Kong for finally discovering that selling AI trinkets to the West is the only way to keep the city's hollowed-out economy from flatlining entirely. DESPERATE CAPITALIST GRIND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-exports-jump-nearly-65-in-s

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