The Straight Version
Traffic police have issued more than 220,000 tickets for parking-related offences in each of the past three years, raking in at least HK$70 million (US$8.92 million) a year for Hong Kong’s coffers, but a lawmaker said inspections could be enhanced to target more offenders. In a written reply to the Legislative Council on Wednesday, Secretary for Transport and Logistics Mable Chan said police issued 259,589, 242550, and 225,489 fixed penalty tickets in 2023, 2024 and 2025 respectively to...
The UNHINGED Take
"Hong Kong lawmaker urges more checks as illegal parking fines top HK$70m a year" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Hong Kong lawmaker urges more checks as illegal parking fines top HK$70m a year" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Hong Kong lawmaker urges more checks as illegal parking fines top HK$70m a year" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-lawmaker-urges-more-checks-as-illegal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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