HSBC to relocate senior executive to Hong Kong amid pivot to Asia:…

HSBC to relocate senior executive to Hong Kong amid pivot to Asia: sources

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Jul, 02:00 am

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HSBC is relocating its group chief people and governance officer, Aileen Taylor, from London to Hong Kong later this year

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Aiya, HSBC thinks by moving some big shot from London to Hong Kong, they can suddenly understand the Asia market? Please, they're just trying to save face, like a tai tai trying to hide her wrinkles with too much powder, meanwhile the real action is in Shanghai and Shenzhen, not our overpriced, overcrowded city

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Aiya, HSBC thinks by moving some big shot from London to Hong Kong, they can suddenly understand the Asia market?

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