The Straight Version
Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military
The UNHINGED Take
Five-day pause, my aunt's fat legs, those Iranians are like the ayi who can't stop gossiping, always causing trouble, and now they're firing missiles like they're playing a game of Jianbing, what's next, are they gonna send their traffic jams to Jordan too? And what's with the US, always so quick to intercept, like a Beijing driver cutting you off on the Third Ring Road, can't even give you a chance to react
The Bottom Line
WASTED EFFORT / 10
Five-day pause, my aunt's fat legs, those Iranians are like the ayi who can't stop gossiping, always causing trouble, and now they're firing missiles like they're playing a game of Jianbing, what's next, are they gonna send their traffic jams to Jordan too?
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Five-day pause, my aunt's fat legs, those Iranians are like the ayi who can't stop gossiping, always causing trouble, and now they're firing missiles like they're playing a game of Jianbing, what's next, are they gonna send their traffic jams to Jordan too? WASTED EFFOR
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