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Is Russia’s seizure of Japan Tobacco assets the last straw for Tokyo amid frosty ties?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·7 Nov, 01:00 am
Is Russia’s seizure of Japan Tobacco assets the last straw for Tokyo amid frosty ties? — China
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Russia’s seizure of the assets of a Japanese company could prove to be Tokyo’s red line after a series of bitter exchanges between both nations and ties that continue to spiral. The Japanese government on Friday lodged a formal complaint with Russia and demanded that Moscow immediately reverse a decree announced the previous day that transferred the assets of Japan Tobacco International (JTI) to Russian control. Analysts say the decree, signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin, is likely a...

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"Is Russia’s seizure of Japan Tobacco assets the last straw for Tokyo amid frosty ties?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Is Russia’s seizure of Japan Tobacco assets the last straw for Tokyo amid frosty ties?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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