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Judge throws out Trump lawsuit against Wall Street Journal over Epstein birthday letter

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 08:24 pm
Judge throws out Trump lawsuit against Wall Street Journal over Epstein birthday letter — China
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The Straight Version

Miami judge Darrin Gayles tossed Trump’s $10B suit against WSJ and Murdoch over Epstein letter.

The UNHINGED Take

Judge Darrin Gayles tossed Trump’s $10B lunacy like a burnt bao, proving the president’s clout can’t feed the feeble. Murdoch’s newsroom laughed—just as fast as Trump’s fact‑checking.

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The Bottom Line

FATAL GARBAGE / 10

Judge Darrin Gayles tossed Trump’s $10B lunacy like a burnt bao, proving the president’s clout can’t feed the feeble.

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Judge Darrin Gayles tossed Trump’s $10B lunacy like a burnt bao, proving the president’s clout can’t feed the feeble. FATAL GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/judge-throws-out-trump-lawsuit-against-wall-street #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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