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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Jul, 02:51 am
Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies — China
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The Straight Version

The US and Saudi Arabia launched airstrikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks

The UNHINGED Take

Aiya, those Americans and Saudis are at it again, throwing their weight around like a bunch of tuhao, thinking they can just bomb their way out of problems, meanwhile Iran's Revolutionary Guards are out here halting oil tankers like they own the place, what a mess, China should just sit back and watch these clowns burn, we've got our own problems to deal with, like those idiot drivers on the Shanghai expressway

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Aiya, those Americans and Saudis are at it again, throwing their weight around like a bunch of tuhao, thinking they can just bomb their way out of problems, meanwhile Iran's Revolutionary Guards are out here halting oil tankers like they own the place, what a mess, China should just sit back and watch these clowns burn, we've got our own problems to deal with, like those idiot drivers on the Shanghai expressway

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Aiya, those Americans and Saudis are at it again, throwing their weight around like a bunch of tuhao, thinking they can just bomb their way out of problems, meanwhile Iran's Revolutionary Guards are out here halting oil tankers like they own the place, what a mess, Chin

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