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Major tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to fears of AI slowdown

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:05 am
Major tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to fears of AI slowdown — China
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The Straight Version

Tech stocks fell sharply after midterms triggered fears that AI growth will grind to a halt.

The UNHINGED Take

Midterms cravings turn tech stocks into a dying chew toy; regulators claw at data centers like a hungry tiger eating a chicken. Bezos still lives in steam, while politicians harvest crumbs.

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POLITICAL BULLSHIT / 10

Midterms cravings turn tech stocks into a dying chew toy; regulators claw at data centers like a hungry tiger eating a chicken.

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Midterms cravings turn tech stocks into a dying chew toy; regulators claw at data centers like a hungry tiger eating a chicken. POLITICAL BULLSHIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/major-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midterms-add #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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