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Shadowy Indian election ‘consultants’ add US midterms to global footprint

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 06:28 am
Shadowy Indian election ‘consultants’ add US midterms to global footprint — China
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The Straight Version

Indian election consultants are exporting covert campaign tactics to manipulate the US midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

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Those despicable maestros now spritzing their potato‑spy sauce on America’s stale popcorn dinner, proving darkness tastes of buttery satire.

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Those despicable maestros now spritzing their potato‑spy sauce on America’s stale popcorn dinner, proving darkness tastes of buttery satire. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/shadowy-indian-election-consultants-add-us-midterms-to #NZElection2026 #Unh

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