The Straight Version
US Democrats seize Congress in a wave of midterm gains, turning the Senate into a legacy of red thrones.
The UNHINGED Take
They've turned the Capitol into a nightmare playground for Bernie’s clowns—every gavel a slap at sanity, while Al Jazeera squints, proving once again the Democrats still can’t juggle even a single policy.

The Bottom Line
RIDICULOUSLY SICK / 10
They've turned the Capitol into a nightmare playground for Bernie’s clowns—every gavel a slap at sanity, while Al Jazeera squints, proving once again the Democrats still can’t juggle even a single policy.
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They've turned the Capitol into a nightmare playground for Bernie’s clowns—every gavel a slap at sanity, while Al Jazeera squints, proving once again the Democrats still can’t juggle even a single policy. RIDICULOUSLY SICK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/social-media-
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