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Spain’s transport minister resigns after train crash that killed 69

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 09:55 pm
Spain’s transport minister resigns after train crash that killed 69 — China
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Spain's transport minister resigns after a train crash that killed 69 people.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain's glorified conductor, Oscar Puente, vanishes like a ghost on a broken track, leaving 69 corpses to proof his incompetence. He’s handing in the keys while the country splinters with broken rails.

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COSMIC BLIND GOVERNANCE / 10

Spain's glorified conductor, Oscar Puente, vanishes like a ghost on a broken track, leaving 69 corpses to proof his incompetence.

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