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Spanish football postpones 24 Copa del Rey games after train crash

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 01:48 pm
Spanish football postpones 24 Copa del Rey games after train crash — China
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The Straight Version

24 Copa del Rey matches suspended after Spanish train crash.

The UNHINGED Take

Madrid, Barça sympathize like too polite, fans see wreck spectacle, not rolling ball.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Madrid, Barça sympathize like too polite, fans see wreck spectacle, not rolling ball.

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Madrid, Barça sympathize like too polite, fans see wreck spectacle, not rolling ball. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/spanish-football-postpones-24-copa-del-rey-games #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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