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Taiwan unveils Strong Bow anti-ballistic missile specs in push for US$1.13 billion funding

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·24 Aug, 11:57 am
Taiwan unveils Strong Bow anti-ballistic missile specs in push for US$1.13 billion funding — China
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Taiwan’s top weapons developer has unveiled details of its Chiang Kung, or Strong Bow, anti-ballistic missile system as it seeks legislative funding for mass production to strengthen the island’s air defences amid growing pressure from Beijing. The government-funded National Chung-Shan Institute of Science and Technology (NCSIST) recently disclosed key specifications of the locally developed system, including its hypersonic speed, two-stage solid-fuel propulsion, guidance system and active...

The UNHINGED Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Taiwan’s top weapons developer has unveiled details of its Chiang Kung, or Strong Bow, anti-ballistic missile system as it seeks legislative funding for mass production to strengthen the island’s air defences amid growing pressure from Beijing. The government-funded National Chung-Shan Institute of Science and Technology (NCSIST) recently disclosed key specifications of the locally developed system, including its hypersonic speed, two-stage solid-fuel propulsion, guidance system and active...

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FAILED / 10

The bureaucracy is completely cooked.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/taiwan-unveils-strong-bow-anti-ballistic-missile-specs #UnhingedWorld

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