The Straight Version
Trump offered UFC boss Dana White the White House press secretary role.
The UNHINGED Take
White's first step to power? Swipe the press desk, all while swatting soil at a Trump golf event. Conference calls now replace sweat stitching—'rant!' will roll inside UFC cages.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // UFC PRESS SMACKGIF
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
White's first step to power?
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