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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — China
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels in-person rallies in Iowa and Kansas, replacing them with televised ‘tele‑rallies’.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s stadiums deserted like Chinese class exams; he swapped mud for Wi‑Fi, selling air slots to high‑rollers. It’s a circus where the clowns are the real tax‑farms.

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Trump’s stadiums deserted like Chinese class exams; he swapped mud for Wi‑Fi, selling air slots to high‑rollers.

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