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Trump says US close to trade deal with Canada, Carney says work remains

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 11:42 pm
Trump says US close to trade deal with Canada, Carney says work remains — China
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The Straight Version

Trump claims near trade pact with Canada while Carney says work remains

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge. Tariffs still in play; America flexing beard, Canada peeling skin.

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The Bottom Line

BULLSHIT TRADE MISTAKE / 10

Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge.

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Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge. BULLSHIT TRADE MISTAKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/trump-says-us-close-to-trade-deal-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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