The Straight Version
Trump claims near trade pact with Canada while Carney says work remains
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge. Tariffs still in play; America flexing beard, Canada peeling skin.

The Bottom Line
BULLSHIT TRADE MISTAKE / 10
Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge.
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Trump's brag mirrors a broken mirror, Carney's reality check looks like a splintered pledge. BULLSHIT TRADE MISTAKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/trump-says-us-close-to-trade-deal-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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