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Turkey moves Kurdish militant leader as part of peace process

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 09:45 am
Turkey moves Kurdish militant leader as part of peace process — China
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The Straight Version

Turkey has moved the country’s Kurdish militant leader to a newly built part of an island prison where he has been incarcerated since 1999 as part of efforts to end decades of conflict, a senior Kurdish official said. Improving prison conditions for Abdullah Ocalan, who heads the Kurdistan Workers’ Party, or PKK, has been a key Kurdish demand in the push to end the 42-year-long conflict between the militant group and Turkish authorities. Ocalan has been imprisoned in a penitentiary on the island...

The UNHINGED Take

"Turkey moves Kurdish militant leader as part of peace process" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Turkey moves Kurdish militant leader as part of peace process" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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