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Ukraine wants peace but won’t ‘simply surrender’, Zelensky says on Independence Day

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·24 Aug, 11:50 am
Ukraine wants peace but won’t ‘simply surrender’, Zelensky says on Independence Day — China
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⁠Ukraine wants peace but will not just give in to Russia at any price, President Volodymyr Zelensky has said in a defiant speech as foreign leaders gather in Kyiv to mark its Independence Day celebrations. British Prime Minister Andy Burnham and European Council President Antonio Costa were among the foreign dignitaries present on Monday for celebrations of the 35th anniversary of Ukraine’s break from the Soviet Union. Burnham, making his first visit to the Ukrainian capital as prime minister,...

The UNHINGED Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. ⁠Ukraine wants peace but will not just give in to Russia at any price, President Volodymyr Zelensky has said in a defiant speech as foreign leaders gather in Kyiv to mark its Independence Day celebrations. British Prime Minister Andy Burnham and European Council President Antonio Costa were among the foreign dignitaries present on Monday for celebrations of the 35th anniversary of Ukraine’s break from the Soviet Union. Burnham, making his first visit to the Ukrainian capital as prime minister,...

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