The Straight Version
Leading Chinese robotics company Unitree Robotics on Wednesday reported a 69.93 per cent year-on-year increase in quarterly revenue to 665 million yuan (US$99.7 million), though net profits excluding non-recurring items fell 17.42 per cent to 105 million yuan, as the company released its first earnings since going public. The results for the three months ending September 30 showed a continued surge in research and development spending by the Hangzhou-based company, which jumped 249.58 per cent...
The UNHINGED Take
"Unitree reports 70% surge in quarterly revenue, though AI investment weighs on net profit" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Unitree reports 70% surge in quarterly revenue, though AI investment weighs on net profit" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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