The Straight Version
The DOJ is expanding its probe into Alaska's Senate race.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump squawks like a bad chicken, accusing Democrats of putting a spoiler in Alaska to break Republican leg, while the DOJ digs for bones.
The Bottom Line
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Trump squawks like a bad chicken, accusing Democrats of putting a spoiler in Alaska to break Republican leg, while the DOJ digs for bones.
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