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US inmate Christa Pike says she woke up 'confused and in pain' after failed execution

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 01:41 pm
US inmate Christa Pike says she woke up 'confused and in pain' after failed execution — China
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The Straight Version

Inmate Christa Pike survived a botched lethal injection execution attempt in Tennessee this September.

The UNHINGED Take

The American prison system is so incompetent they cannot even end a life properly. A toddler with a toy syringe has better aim than these state-funded clowns.

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The Bottom Line

AMATEUR HOUR EXECUTION / 10

The American prison system is so incompetent they cannot even end a life properly.

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