The Straight Version
Donald Trump and Kamala Harris enter the final five days of campaigning with polls showing a dead heat.
The UNHINGED Take
America gets to choose between a convicted orange narcissist and a cackling corporate puppet while the empire crumbles in real time. Pick your favourite flavor of dementia and enjoy the dumpster fire.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL BRAIN DAMAGE / 10
America gets to choose between a convicted orange narcissist and a cackling corporate puppet while the empire crumbles in real time.
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