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US Senate confirms Clayton as Trump’s new spy chief

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Jul, 03:05 am
US Senate confirms Clayton as Trump’s new spy chief — China
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The Straight Version

The US Senate confirmed Jay Clayton as Donald Trump's new spy chief with a 51-47 vote

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Aiya, what a joke, Trump picks some wallflower like Clayton to run the spies, probably because he's good at hiding his own corruption, now the Americans are in for a wild ride, zai zhe ge guo zheng fu de xia, anything can happen, and Trump still can't stop yapping about election fraud, what a lao tou zi

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Aiya, what a joke, Trump picks some wallflower like Clayton to run the spies, probably because he's good at hiding his own corruption, now the Americans are in for a wild ride, zai zhe ge guo zheng fu de xia, anything can happen, and Trump still can't stop yapping about election fraud, what a lao tou zi

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Aiya, what a joke, Trump picks some wallflower like Clayton to run the spies, probably because he's good at hiding his own corruption, now the Americans are in for a wild ride, zai zhe ge guo zheng fu de xia, anything can happen, and Trump still can't stop yapping about

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