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What will the US midterms mean for trade policy on China?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 02:00 pm
What will the US midterms mean for trade policy on China? — China
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The Straight Version

US Democrats win midterms, may try to tighten trade law vs China.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book. Too lazy to feel.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP TRADE PANIC / 10

Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book.

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Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book. TRUMP TRADE PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/what-will-the-us-midterms-mean-f

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