The Straight Version
US Democrats win midterms, may try to tighten trade law vs China.
The UNHINGED Take
Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book. Too lazy to feel.

The Bottom Line
TRUMP TRADE PANIC / 10
Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book.
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Democrats swoop, promise trade watchdog, but their congress cocks up door policy like a blindfolded tax collector, while Trump’s China deals still filthy, as if profit is a closed book. TRUMP TRADE PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/what-will-the-us-midterms-mean-f
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