The Straight Version
Republican Senator Susan Collins won in China on Tuesday. So did the volunteer firefighters. Voters in several small American communities with China in their names cast ballots in Tuesday’s US midterm elections. Their local contests had little to do with Beijing and a great deal to do with fire engines, budgets and paving. In China, a lakeside town in northeastern Maine, Collins outpolled Democrat Troy Jackson by 1,333 votes to 871, according to the town’s general election return. Statewide,...
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Who won in China? In the US midterms, Susan Collins and the local firefighters: "Who won in China? In the US midterms, Susan Collins and the local firefighters". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Who won in China?
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Who won in China? FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/who-won-in-china-in-the-us-midterms #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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