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Why North Korea's 'elite' hackers are the prime suspect in major Binance hack

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 02:12 am
Why North Korea's 'elite' hackers are the prime suspect in major Binance hack — China
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The Straight Version

North Korea's hackers allegedly orchestrated Binance's biggest heist, siphoning billions from the crypto exchange.

The UNHINGED Take

North Korea's cyber squatters think Binance is a charity auction. They siphoned 10B dollars—turning an exchange into a donation box for a dragon's gut.

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North Korea's cyber squatters think Binance is a charity auction.

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