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Xi-Trump summits must leave businesses with greater clarity, not less

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 12:30 pm
Xi-Trump summits must leave businesses with greater clarity, not less — China
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Xi-Trump summits must leave businesses with greater clarity, not less

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Citi waited years for Shanghai securities approval, then Washington freezes every licence just as Xi talks Trump — China watches an aircraft supplier freeze with parts already printed, while bureaucrats play politics with shipped planes and capital flowing to nowhere.

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Citi waited years for Shanghai securities approval, then Washington freezes every licence just as Xi talks Trump — China watches an aircraft supplier freeze with parts already printed, while bureaucrats play politics with shipped planes and capital flowing to nowhere.

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Citi waited years for Shanghai securities approval, then Washington freezes every licence just as Xi talks Trump — China watches an aircraft supplier freeze with parts already printed, while bureaucrats play politics with shipped planes and capital flowing to nowhere. U

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