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'Your donut, your vote': Texas group uses free food to attract young voters

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 03:26 pm
'Your donut, your vote': Texas group uses free food to attract young voters — China
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The Straight Version

A Texas organization is handing out free donuts to incentivize young people to vote in midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine your political conviction being worth exactly one glazed donut. If your generation needs sugary bribes to participate in democracy, just hand the country over to the nearest toddler and save us the trouble.

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PATHETIC SUGAR COMA / 10

Imagine your political conviction being worth exactly one glazed donut.

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